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Submitted by gbm on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 3:55pm
Ex-princess Sarah Ferguson caught taking bribes? Big Bribes? $717,000 – $770,000 (sources vary) worth? That would set her up . . . or would it? She does have to get the full-time chauffeur of her Bentley and all of her chambermaids Christmas presents after all, so don’t be too hard on her.
"How’s Fluffy today? Does she appreciate her chauffeur? If the ex- Duchess of York gets a chauffeur, so should Fluffy!”
“Actually, ex-Duchess Sarah Ferguson does support the charity Elephant Family where, if you sponsor an elephant, that pachyderm sends you “ love letters written” on parchment styled from elephant dung. And the Asian elephant population has decreased by 90%” in the past century, so it’s a worthwhile cause.”
“I love to take photographs, and my favorite thing to do is to sit in a lavender field. I love to smell the lavender, and I like to watch the bumblebees . . . it’s a rather good idea to take people on a journey to Provence in the south of France, where I look at my lavender and see the bumblebees and have people remember that every minute of the day, make it the precious present, the precious moment.”
-- ex Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson
1 out of every six million world citizens visit the South of France each year, a total of 100,000. That means that, if you can’t do the real thing, it might be wise to get your South o ‘France on via way of Fergie’s lavender-scented, luxury Avon blanket! Get it in a gift package that includes Fergie’s with Fergie’s memory candle, heated neck wrap and travel set for just $87. Whoops! A quick check reveals that Avon.com has recently discontinued the “Sincerely Sarah” line. Hm. Wonder why?
In the past 100 years, the elephant population in Asia has shrunk by 90%. Asian elephants are threatened, so www.elephantfamily.org does perform a crucial task. Per the World Bank, however, the $87 required to purchase the “Sincerely Sarah Gift Package” from Avon constitutes the monthly income of the average Nepali citizen.
Do do do make it clear that your organization supports a meaningful, established and ethical charity and that you are SINCERELY behind it. The Gen Yers (your future market) are far more into global well-being than even the Babyboomers were.
